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Quite a lot of contentious public transport issues in this episode (for AndyP) to consider. Not to mention something rather missing from the end…

….but the man who worked in the garden didn’t know anything had happened at all. Nobody knew about the Flowerpot Men. Only you saw them playing … and the Little Weed … and I think the Little House knew something about it.

Don’t You?

I’ve been inundated, but hardly thrillered; most of them are 0/10

So instead, here’s a proper joke:

Q: What’s the difference between a girder and a joist?

A. One wrote Faust, the other wrote Ulysses!

Bumbum!

probably quite a lot of grunts to go. Still, this Argentinian is my hero for today, beating Sharapova in three without ever making a peep. If only she wasn’t such a plug … [ironical wink here]

Eva Peron shuts them up

What do we want? Freedom! When do we want it? Now!

The thing that could really do with redacting is the sound of Maria Sharapova playing a forehand down the line.

… and that, dear reader, was how I came to fall in love with Tony Pulis.

THE END