Tag Archives: World Cup 2010

They’re not very good, butt

here are some England World Cup Jokes. The England team visited an orphanage in Cape Town today. “It’s heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope,” said Jamal, aged six. That one is about as good as it … Continue reading

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World Cup Watch

“We regretted the impact it had. But we were in such a state that sometimes, for love, you can do clumsy gestures.” Thierry Henri reflects on the decision of the French players to go on a training strike. What a … Continue reading

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Just like that

Fabio is pretty Super Looks a bit like Tommy Cooper Takes us down to Bloemfontein To show Ze Germans Once again. Gives the boys a pint of beer To calm their nerves and kill the fear Brings on subs like … Continue reading

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Will this be us tomorrow?

In the online edition of Le Monde today, le readers can complete this quiz-vote: Who is responsible? Raymond Domenech Les joueurs La Fédération française de football Le ballon Les vuvuzelas

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Au revoir Domenech,

Au revior tout le monde. Le fates have handed you un grande retribution pour le jiggy-jiggy va va voom ball-to-main incident vs the Republic of Ireland, but your team have given me beaucoup de pleasure of the wrong kind and … Continue reading

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It takes a Republican to issue a shaming

The two best things about the World Cup so far in my eyes have been the game between Cameroon and Denmark – which was two parts part Total Football to one part Keystone Cops and was the ideal antidote to … Continue reading

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My researches have unearthed one

In 1995, Blackburn Rovers coach Ray Harford had expressed interest in signing both Zidane and Dugarry, to which team owner Jack Walker reportedly replied, ‘Why do you want to sign Zidane when we have Tim Sherwood?’ Zouzou caught by the … Continue reading

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