Tag Archives: Liverpool

OMG, LOL, ROFLMAO!

I may be an antique twenty-five million years out of date but SMH is new to me. Really though, instead of tweeting about Howard Webb’s deficiencies, and abject though his penalty decision was, Ryan Babel would rise in the esteem … Continue reading

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One Love*

Simon Cowell’s new signings rioting in Stoke-on-Trent late last night after getting high on Chicken Pasanda, onion bhajis and a notable victory over some Scouse lot. (nb. the cost of a pashwari nan the last time we beat them: 2/-shillings … Continue reading

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In a coals-to-Newcastle type operation

Preview of Orange Polenta cake, traveling to a mansion in Cheshire for dessert after thrashing ‘crazy Rafa’s’ (‘I’m winning the mind games me la, que pasa’) lot tomorrow night. I made it myself, but to be honest I have slightly … Continue reading

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Politically incorrect

Fat Spanish waiter, you’re just a fat Spanish waiter. Yesterday’s excellent chant for Rafa Benitez. It’s hard not to laugh, even if you’re just a lithe English w****r like me. Match report here.

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City of Culture

you’re having a laugh, City of Culture, You’re having a laugh. Incredibly, it’s to Manchester United fans that these lyrics are first credited. I never knew they had wit in them; I thought that was exclusive to Man City. As … Continue reading

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