So I caught this drama called Silks about these QCs going about their business on the usual routine – Rumpole of the Bailey in HD – and the accused is this young lad who’s been caught cottaging about in toilets with GPs, also on the usual routine.
‘So where you from then, Mark?’ the kindly lady brief asks (she’s just pregnant, bit of a faff, we don’t know who the dad is yet, but we can guess).
‘Stoke,’ the lad replies.
‘Dump innit,’ the kindly brief says, trying to get him onside.
Mark says nowt.
‘But at least they’ve got Rory Delap though, eh.’
Mark still says nowt. Evidence that he’s Vale, though even the junior clerk could guess that with what he’s been up to.