Last night it suddenly came to me

Cher Lloyd

Lady Penelope

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13 Responses to Last night it suddenly came to me

  1. Nick King says:

    Lady P was filth, do you think she ever pulled Parker’s string?

  2. Stephen Foster says:

    Never with the lower orders King, that’s just your own private fantasy.

  3. Nick King says:

    You would though wouldn’t you?*

    *LadyP not Parker

  4. Stephen Foster says:

    Between M’Lady and Penelope Keith they’re responsible for a lot of Chatterley’s Lover-type mental disturbances in males of a certain age. There’s probably a specialist help site (Sub section ‘puppetry’) out there for you somewhere Mr King.

  5. makemeadiva says:

    As this is now week gazillion of that wretched show I am questioning the use of *suddenly*. You have clearly been puzzling this since the audition stages 😉

  6. Daftburger says:

    I wouldn’t rule anything out, he’s a very confused boy just lately! 😀

  7. Stephen Foster says:

    I’m hoping Shaun and Stacey are going to do The Fairytale of New York, Cher could be a poppet* in the chorus.

  8. mum says:

    Brilliant as usual 🙂 As a stay at home Sat nighty lol ! – First there was a contender for a copy cat of my beehive on strictly !! Your analogy of Lady P & Cher so right !!
    Then MOTD; looked a good match but jug ears just cannot say anything nice about Stoke !!!!! ( last match of course ! ) .

    ps hospital appt Wed for pre chemo x

  9. Stephen Foster says:

    I know, as the Stoke game had the most goals they were forced to reverse the rules of MotD this week where low scoring matches were absolutely de rigeur and so chi chi.

    Just been up the beach with Dills, on the way back started wondering if Nick King had ever fancied a mannequin.

  10. Chiffs says:

    While we wait, can I confess (again) to my pash for Scott Tracy?

    (Lots of Love for Wednesday, Carole-mum x x x)

  11. Daftburger says:

    Lady Penelope was out in her big car with her driver Parker

    She said ….”Parker will you pull over into that lay bye?”

    He said, “Yes, My lady.”

    Then she said, “Parker, will you please take my blouse off ?

    So he said, “Yes, My Lady”

    “Now … Parker!… Will you take my skirt off ?”

    So he removed that as well.

    Then she said, “Parker, will you please take my nickers off?”

    “Yes,,, My Lady”

    Then she said, “Parker do something dirty”

    So he picked his nose!

  12. Nick King says:

    I once smoked a King Edward after xmas dinner a few years ago, it wasn’t that pleasant, so I doubt I’d be attracted

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