For more or less all the same reasons I would never leave my child tied up outside a shop with the additional reason that he is a loony and there would be zero percent chance of him being there when I returned. But, here, courtesy of Johnny Neptune* of Bournemouth is a story of a lady who did and how it all went wrong and then right again. It contains one of the world’s most immortal local rag sentences:
She chased after the man with her bags of shopping and a broken shoulder and became “hysterical” when she confronted him.
* Ian Johnson downloaded your song and I went out of my way to give you a shout out & mentioned your name on air, Johnny. But then we ran out of time and never played it.
Dylan, thirty-five seconds after I left him tied up outside Woolworths that time