My home page is set to BBC Sport. This morning the main picture box has images of cricketers preparing for the Ashes, one of whom is Kevin Pietersen. Pietersen has a moustache. At the weekend I noticed that Jon Walters, who scored two of the Stoke goals, was sporting a moustache. Finally I became curious and wondered WTF is going on. I am a bit slow, because it’s been happening all month and is for a charity called Movember. Still, it’s not too late to cracking; there’s nearly still a week of Movember left. I’m already looking forward to stepping out with my lip-caterpillar in my Bruce Foxton winklepickers.

Me, next week

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5 Responses to Pognophobia

  1. makemeadiva says:

    I think Roald Dahl had the whole pognophobia thing about right.

    ‘Mr Twit didn’t even bother to open his mouth wide when he ate. If you peered deep into the moustachy bristles sticking out over his upper lip, you would probably see things that had been there for months and months, like a piece of maggoty green cheese or a mouldy old cornflake or even the slimy tail of a tinned sardine. Because of all this, Mr Twit never went really hungry…” from The Twits

  2. OS says:

    LOL. 🙂

  3. Daftburger says:

    ‘Me, next week’ A gay man with a moustache?

    You’re already half way there! 😀

  4. Stephen Foster says:

    That was a short pitch for you to dolly out for an over or whatever they say in cricket Mr burger and you didn’t disappoint.

  5. Daftburger says:

    I hate to be predictable but sometime I just can’t help myself. There’s another dolly (cricket term) above and I’m trying hard to resist the temptation. Watch that space! 😀

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