My home page is set to BBC Sport. This morning the main picture box has images of cricketers preparing for the Ashes, one of whom is Kevin Pietersen. Pietersen has a moustache. At the weekend I noticed that Jon Walters, who scored two of the Stoke goals, was sporting a moustache. Finally I became curious and wondered WTF is going on. I am a bit slow, because it’s been happening all month and is for a charity called Movember. Still, it’s not too late to cracking; there’s nearly still a week of Movember left. I’m already looking forward to stepping out with my lip-caterpillar in my Bruce Foxton winklepickers.
Me, next week