Every Picture Tells a Story

They must have ushered him through, mustn’t they, to make certain they got the front page they were looking for. And as for PC Knacker, what is he doing apart from admiring the technique?

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13 Responses to Every Picture Tells a Story

  1. calvininjax says:

    Reminds me of Damien Day’s reports in Drop The Dead Donkey.

    You couldn’t make it up but apparently Fleet Street — sorry, giving my age away there — Canary Wharf has.

    Like your mother told you, “Don’t believe what you read in newspapers.” 😉

  2. Daftburger says:

    ‘ushered him though’??? do you mean through? and what’s the fascination with violent youth? Hankering after your own or trying to pretend your* not a middle class gayer? LOL!

  3. Stephen Foster says:

    Thanks burger I will correct the tpyo.

    If you had ever bothered to read any of my books you would know that I have always been a rioter manqué; it’s a recurring theme : )

  4. Daftburger says:

    I promise I will read one of your books. I keep looking in the Dougie Mac charity shop (I only buy from charity shops if I can help it as buying direct fuels the evil capitalist regime, obviously not food as that would be shit!!) in Alsager but with little luck. I told that RAF chap to drop one in there but without success thinks maybe he did, and someone else snapped it up?

  5. Stephen Foster says:

    You tight tight bastard burger.

    Here, from 0.01p and I bet I don’t see a penny in capitalist royalties!


    Nb. I admit to liking the soft porn imagery of violence acted out against buildings.

    VIVA LA REVOLUTION, comrade.

  6. Daftburger says:


    £2.75 delivery? I’ll wait for the charity shops, 50p no hidden costs, but maybe missing pages!!

    Have you thought have trying to write children’s books, maybe about a wizard, turn it into a film = no more blogs to us plebs! 😉

    NB I have never read any Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings books. FFS I only read 4 books cover to cover at university and I was studying Ingerlish Cliterature!

  7. Stephen Foster says:

    Did u graduate?

    * shudders to think *

  8. Daftburger says:

    Well it aint ‘ard is it? 😉

  9. OS says:

    Will you two tarts stop bickering!

    I hate wanton violence, but sometimes, it is neccesary. This stage-managed stuff is just rubbish. Violence has to come from the heart and not as a means of showing off.

    GGOS. (Back from his hols.)

  10. Chiffs says:

    1) Welcome back OS, hope you’ve had a lovely holiday. xx
    2) Winger, I think Daftburger might be giving you a hint there.
    3) Anarchists wouldn’t be seen dead in lace-up brogues.

  11. Chiffs says:

    PS: Even of the Doc Marten variety.

  12. Daftburger says:

    Chiffs (swoon) I’ve given him plenty of hints and ideas as I feel he has lost touch with ‘Common People’. Fell free to use them yourself! 😀

  13. Stephen Foster says:

    I have heard the hints many a time. I am just playing you along because I can 🙂

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