I mean it’s naughty, but it’s one of the crimes you simply have to admire. A false beard, a pair of bolt-cutters, three sleeping security guards, one Mayor forced to admit that the alarm system has been wonky for a while (O really?) and fifteen minutes later your man is wandering off with 80 million quid’s worth of swag that is going to be quite hard to pass on except to the megalomaniac who ordered the heist. Apparently Picasso is top of the list of stolen artists, having has a hundred or so of his canvases nicked (some of them were not League One, to be fair.)
* M Raffles’ creedo: We can’t all be moralists, and the distribution of wealth is all wrong anyway.