That broken political system in full

The offers now on the table for ‘Blame Nick’s VW Camper Alliance’ –

1. Call Me Dave: Since we won the biggest majority in the history of losing majorities we’re prepared to offer you the bowl of organic fruit from the sideboard, but not, I repeat not, the Medjool dates. Wipe your feet on the way out.

2. Dead Man Walking: Sarah’s waiting for you upstairs with the feather boa and the orange crop. Let know if there’s anything more I can do to help…

No Dates for Blame Nick

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