I’m no political satirist

Those efforts below are just too wordy aren’t they?

Draft II:

1. Call Me Dave: *Polish me an apple and I’ll let you call me Dave.

2. Dead Man Walking: Where would you like me to bend over?

Polish this, lad

* Polish as in shine it on your woolly Liberal jumper, not Polish as in ‘where they’re all flooding in from.’

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