One for Gordon’s iPod

Of course, this seems slightly cruel, but I don’t think it’s too bigoted.

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8 Responses to One for Gordon’s iPod

  1. Stephen Foster says:

    We’ve just picked this up on the radio mic:

    Aide: How’d it go?

    Gord: Disaster. Who set me up with that awful Dykey woman? It can’t be Sue, we’ve already sacked her. Still, at least she surrounded herself with über totty.

    Aide: Better than Rochdale, then.

  2. makemeadiva says:

    Well that’s all well and good, but what I want to know is how many pig’s ears is going to cost me to get Dylan to spill the beans?

  3. makemeadiva says:

    *it

  4. Stephen Foster says:

    Hand them over but I should warn you Dylan is an immigrant and only speaks Arabic.

  5. makemeadiva says:

    شكرا لك يا صديقي

  6. Stephen Foster says:

    أ. سلام, أمن, سلم سلام, وئا

  7. Chiffs says:

    Alastair Campbell should have said it in Arabic.
    Immediately after the debate tonight:
    “We’ve had it now.”
    Apparently talking about Burnley.
    We believe you. Millions wouldn’t.

  8. Stephen Foster says:

    Poor old Burnley, first they suicidally appoint Brian Laws, now this.

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