Election Speshial

I have been researching the main party leaderships and discovered that onli one did not go to publik skool. I thought of holding this fakt in favour of G Brown, until I had the other thort: but who is my favourite chatacter in all literatur? For eg Nigel Molesworth, the curse of St custards.

Most boys have 2 grans. Grandmothers are all very strikt and they all sa the same thing as they smile swetely over their gin and orange. It is a grandmother’s privilege to spoil her grandchildren GET OFF THAT SOFA NIGEL YOU WILL BRAKE IT.

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7 Responses to Election Speshial

  1. johnnyneptune says:

    they had a big bit on the election news from UEA the other day – i thought you might pop up, but you were nowhere to be seen. just a load of students moaning about the price of E or something

  2. Stephen Foster says:

    Trezza saw Nick Clegg at Morrisons Supermarket carpark in his battle bus, and she got interviewed by French TV.

    She said that she’d said that she mite vote for him as she was offishaly Labour but now the Libs were the most left wing.

    Thats all i kno about.

  3. Chiffs says:

    its ‘Elekshun Spechul’, as ane fule kno.

  4. Chiffs says:

    You’ve outed me. I was only standing about waiting to see what car he’d pull up in. Blow me if it wasn’t a Winnebago. About six hundred people got off, all carrying TV cameras and walkie-talkies, and then that nice Mr Legg appeared. *swoon*

  5. Stephen Foster says:

    So sory, I would put that rite but its to much of a chiz.

  6. markelt says:

    This hardly justifies your Nazi fixation

  7. Daftburger says:

    13 years of Labours education policies have come to this. Without spell chackers and proof readers all your books would be like this. Go on admit it!

    You bigotted ‘woman’! (snigger)

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