Jimmy Young may have been semi-derelict, but Jeremy Vine is the most annoying tool on the radio even taking into account the existences of Steve Wright and Colin Murray. Unfortunately, I find his insane intonations and his various ‘caring voices’ for various ‘tragic issues’ somewhat compelling, so I listen to him more than I might (this is something to do with my timetable*).
Now, he has entered a new phase of irritatingness. The Election has been called and of course this small matter is All About Jeremy. Today he began his show with the words, ‘Can it only have been going on for three days? It seems to have been going on for ever.’ Well Jeremy, it’s all you’ve talked about ever since Gordon could see no other way out. And you’ve been on the telly with your collection of gizmos too, have you not?
Todays buzzword was ‘deal-breaker’. “Is National Insurance the deal breaker for you?!!”
What the hell does that mean?
1. Get up at the crack of dawn.
2. Fart about for three hours.
3. Write if at all possible
4. Drive to beach with Dylan and jog.
5. Get driven crazy on the way back by Jeremy Vine.