Following from our repeat sightings of fur coat mobility scooter smoking lady, today’s news is full of reports of the dangers of her conveyance. The favorite bit we heard on the radio news was of a ‘blind person driving one across the road in Southend. “I mean, the man was actually blind,”‘ the council spokesman said, as if there was some distinction between blind, and blind.
Elsewhere, we read that. ‘In January, police in Norfolk announced they were offering road safety training following a spate of accidents in the county.’
We do further note that most accidents seem to be taking place in seaside towns (Gt Yarmouth was mentioned more than once). We are wondering if the sight of the funfair is inspiring drivers to treat their vehicles in a frivolous manner.