Short story from today’s Eastern Daily Press (regular visitors may have noted that this organ is my principal source of information regarding goings-on in the outside world) –
Driver walking dog
A dog owner too lazy to walk his pet has lost his driving licence after getting caught walking the animal while driving his car.
Paul Railton, 23, of County Durham, had wound down the window of his Nissan Navarra to exercise his lurcher when police caught him.
Officers reported seeing him driving at 5mph along a country lane.
Meanwhile, in other canine news, here is a sighting of a hound either finished with, or preparing to read, an appropriately-titled book. It looks like some awful cutesy set-up shot I quite agree, but the plain truth of the matter is that this is how I found him.