Our sacrifices have not been in vain; we have fought long, we have fought hard. The forces of the Capitalist Machine have been pummeled underfoot like so many rotten tomatos. We have lost friends along the way, some of whom we even knew. But now today, at last, and finally, we have the sweet scent of victory pervading upwards into our nostrils: Lord Mandelson of Taxdodge twinned with Swindlingham has had the democratic opportunity to be unelectedly standing on the platform pretending to be Alec Guinness. Brothers and Sisters of Conference, the New Labour product is now complete! Five more years!
Lord Mandlebloom address the Auditorium