I’m finding that previous census a bit mundane. How about the worst? These should both be banned, particularly the oblong monstrosity, a biscuit that only an aunt would serve. On a paper doily.
These nominations, post-afternoon tea, do more for me:
Malted milk, make teeth go funny and taste horrid
Garibaldi: Squashed flies.
Nice biscuits. No, not Nice.
Wagon Wheels (Technically not a biscuit, ed)
The moon pies look like double decker Wagon Wheels. That may disqualify them from being a biscuit, otherwise, they look promising for a winner. But why hasn’t anyone nominated Arrowroot? My God they are foul.