Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?
A: North Polish
Any contributions (though I doubt there’ll be one funnier than that), will be lifted to the glory of the main blog post itself!
By Julie Hill
What did Santa say to Mrs Santa when he looked out of the window?
Looks like rain dear.
(pause for laugh)
Or – and this one was suggested by my daughter:
What’s the difference between snow men and snow women?
(pause for groans)
Merry Christmas anyway.
We had carol singing outside our house last night. . . . . . that’s the last time we put rum in her Coke.
(Bit of a risky joke that.)
Feliz Navidad Y Prospero Ano Nuevo Carole and John!