It’s snow joke

Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?

A: North Polish

Any contributions (though I doubt there’ll be one funnier than that), will be lifted to the glory of the main blog post itself!

By Julie Hill

What did Santa say to Mrs Santa when he looked out of the window?
(drum roll)
Looks like rain dear.
(pause for laugh)

Or – and this one was suggested by my daughter:

What’s the difference between snow men and snow women?
Snow balls.
(pause for groans)

Merry Christmas anyway.

By Chiffs

We had carol singing outside our house last night. . . . . . that’s the last time we put rum in her Coke.

(Bit of a risky joke that.)

Feliz Navidad Y Prospero Ano Nuevo Carole and John!

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4 Responses to It’s snow joke

  1. Julie Hill says:

    What did Santa say to Mrs Santa when he looked out of the window?
    (drum roll)
    Looks like rain dear.
    (pause for laugh)
    Or – and this one was suggested by my daughter:
    What’s the difference between snow men and snow women?
    Snow balls.
    (pause for groans)
    Merry Christmas anyway.

  2. chiffs says:

    We had carol singing outside our house last night. . . . . . that’s the last time we put rum in her Coke.

    (Bit of a risky joke that.)

    Feliz Navidad Y Prospero Ano Nuevo Carole and John!

  3. mum says:

    No problem chiffs only just read it lol ! Been to busy to go on blog ,till now .
    Prospero Ano Nuevo to you all xxxxxx

  4. mum says:

    The best I heard was an e-mail to BBC breakfast ” Christmas with in laws Mother in law would grace Les Dawson ,Sister in law thinks she is third in line to throne ,Brother in law,s hobby is train spotting ,roll on Dec 27 ” From someone in East England who wishes to remain anon !!!!!!!!

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