Monthly Archives: September 2008

Politically incorrect

Fat Spanish waiter, you’re just a fat Spanish waiter. Yesterday’s excellent chant for Rafa Benitez. It’s hard not to laugh, even if you’re just a lithe English w****r like me. Match report here. Advertisements

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City of Culture

you’re having a laugh, City of Culture, You’re having a laugh. Incredibly, it’s to Manchester United fans that these lyrics are first credited. I never knew they had wit in them; I thought that was exclusive to Man City. As … Continue reading

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Ollie and scrub

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My Brother

got married in the highlands of Scotland this weekend and made me wear a kilt. There is no Scottish blood in our family, he is simply a McUnusual and romantic person as the shot below might go some way to … Continue reading

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Along Comes Dylan

copies arrived in post, Ollie nodding all along the spines. They are nice. Who needs books when there are rabbits? Ps: good old Spurs.

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Memo to Spurs: Pls Lose Tonight

Otherwise we go bottom. We’re going to need more than Rory Delap’s mind-boggling long throws to stay up, but so far they’ve caused havoc to Premiership defences who have never seen the like, and our home games, where the pitch … Continue reading

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Less lust

from less protein, as the man who walked up and down Oxford Street in a sandwich board used to shout. From the stallholder’s body language, you’d have to think that his fish is not the lustiest. One of the things … Continue reading

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